MadelineAwesome

today i was required to sit at home all day and wait for the UPS man. we don’t know what the package is that we’re waiting on, but we know that UPS left us a note saying that sometime between 10am and 5pm they will be attempting to deliver this package for the LAST time.

SO. here i was at 1130 am watching Barney when i noticed some new orange dipshit on there.

who IS this guy?

I had to let all my friends know about this. The text i sent said “There is a new dinosaur on Barney. WTF?”

here are some responses.

“You’re weird” -Kevin—Now he actually send ‘your weird’ but i’m sure he really meant to use the contraction instead of the possessive.

“Wait why? What is its name?”-Adam
“I don’t know. I started watching too late. but he is orange and might be mexican.”-MadelineAwesome
“I don’t get it. What is his motivation?”-Adam

“WHAT? That was the only constant in my life.”- Sasha

Its okay sasha. We’ll get through this together. that is what friends are for.

after some research. here is what i’ve found about this new guy.

MSNBC reports:
“The new season that kicks off Monday adds a new splash of color, a tiny orange hadrosaur named Riff. The pint-sized cousin of Barney’s pals BJ and Baby Bop loves music, showing his enjoyment when his crest blinks with colorful light.”

his crest blinks with colorful light? kids today are overstimulated. please go back to singing mr. knickerbocker.

nataliedee.com

Lots of Times i will say that things are the story of my life. This time I am seriously not kidding. My week is pretty much guaranteed to be graced by at least 4 episodes of Law & Order. And the best part is, that I dont watch reruns unless they are really good ones. So pretty much the amount Law & Order episodes are continuously increasing exponentially. Much like a population of rabbits or maggots. But actually not like that because Law & Order does not shed over all of your clothes or live on raw meat. sick.

Anyways, this debate over the internet and Law & Order led me to make a list of the pros and cons of each entity.

To begin, here are the pros:

Law&Order Interwebs.

• Hot Mariska Hargitay from SVU, my favorite of the trifecta of justice shows. She is beautiful and she still is in shape even after pushing a kid out her vajayjay.
• What other show has an iced beverage in their credits? ICE-T RULES!
• Vincent D’Onofrio is a really good actor. If i saw him on the street, i would totally walk up to him and expect him to tell me something about myself that only the eccentric Detective Robert Goren would know. But alas, he is human.
• Detective Munch is always treating everyones lives ecause he is so funny. But he also keeps having these crazy personal anecdotes that connect him on a deeper level to the victim. Thats DEEP. Thanks Dick Wolf.
• One of my lifelong aspirations is to do a cover of the Law & Order theme song. Its so good. I like to sing along in those brief moments before i get sucked into the plot.
• Although he is now diceased, Jerry Orbach reruns still get me. He was a quality human being and made a really good partner with Detective Ed Green who always keeps it real.
• Last but not least, no one can forget about Eliot Stabler Played bye Chris Meloni. The way he beats people up always makes me feel like the justice system is working out quite nicely.

 

 

As far as the Intarwubs… well

• assorted ridiculous blogs that frequently make me “lol” or sometimes even “rofl”
• a never ending supply of weightwatchers ads and sweet games to see who can knit faster: bush or saddam?
• FACEBOOK
• xanga, which although it has currently sunken into the back corners of the internet, i intend to bring it back. Much like justin timberlake brought back sexy. But this will be less catchy.
• okay. well this one isnt internet, but its just ‘computer time’ SOLITAIRE. i really like this game. i just started getting into it again. its just like 3rd grade computers class all over again. but with less mavis beacon teaches typing