MadelineAwesome

MadelineAwesome wrote:
ur eulogy is so fucking g00d
SO good.

Sashabcdefgh wrote:
good
i am glad
glad i have a good friend like u to be able to write my eulogy

MadelineAwesome wrote:
i kinda want you to die so i can give it to real people instead of my speech class.

Dear Internet (AKA WORLD WIDE WEBZ),

I’m just bl0gging to let you know that I have a heterosexual woman crush on Sasha. This is the main reason:

SashaSauce
i was about 2 invite u over to watch those movies then i rememeberd mom broke the DVD player because she probably tried to cook a waffle in it or something

MadelineAwesome
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

SashaSauce
but i also don’t want you bleeding on my shit, ya know?

MadelineAwesome
hahahhahahahhahaa

SashaSauce
uhgud i’m so funny

When I name my children, I will be putting great stresses on not having their name share the same t9 format as any embarassing words. so far, this is excluding a lot of names. Here is a list of what some of my friends’ names come up as before pressing the alternative key.

Brian- Asian
Jordan- Korean
Sam- Ran-san-pan
Sasha- Scrib
Anna- Bomb-boob-comb-coma
Adam- Beam

good thing i am not planning on naming my kids those things.
 Here is what t9 predicts for me trying to enter my future childrens names.

Harrison- Garrison (close, but no cigar)

Jackson- FIRST TRY BABY. THIS ONE IS A KEEPER.

Fox-  ANOTHER FIRST TRY. I AM THE QUEEN OF MOMS TO BE.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.

in other news: i turned 19 yesterday!