Casimir Pulaski day is a day invented by chicagos own Mayor Daley Sr. to win some Polish votes over. from the 2nd through 12th grade i had the first monday in march off of school. indiana sucks and doesnt know about polish people. i have class tomorrow.

does anyone know how to make pierogis?

also: sufjan stevens wrote a song called Casimir Pulaski Day. g00d research sufi!

in other news: http://raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

oh no guys! i think i’m busy on the 23th.

McCain Reacts to Heidi Montag Endorsement!

PENSACOLA, FL. Asked for a reaction to the news that he’d been endorsed by reality-soap bad girl Heidi Montag of “The Hills,” John McCain told Swampland: “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.”

r. kelly and i have a special relationship. and by that i mean he pees on me.

in other news:
MICHAEL PHELPSY IS A SUPER SAYAN.

In other OTHER news– WHO LOVED 08AMAs SPEACH? OMG AMERICA FTW.

USA!USA!USA!USA!

::EDIT::
i just had to include this quote that my boy sam just said:

“michelle obama is mad sexy, btw”

AGR33D S4M.

MICHELLE IS A 1ST LADY I’D BANG IF I WAS a LESBIAN INTO POLITICIANS.

GET IT BARACK. GET YO MACK ON.

DOES USING ALL CAPS MAKE ME SEEM MORE ALT?

ugh. dear colleges, plz send me letters. I need to make some life changing decisions and i would love to have more than a month to do so. here is a pie chart.

GREEN= UIUC–jerkz.
PURPLE= Illinois State, Iowa, Kansas and Indiana Bloomington
ORANGE= USC, NYU, Syracuse and the University of Puget Sound

in other news– Obama is advertising on Dictionary.com. gold. pure gold.

it is 5:42 right now. I looked outside and it is hella bright outside. I was like ‘woah. it really must be getting to spring. But then I remembered about day light savings.

I participated in our country’s political process for the first time yesterday. I woke up and my mom and I walked over to the polling place and voted. It was cool. But I felt unprepared. I wish I had been more prepared for the amount of names on the ballot and knowing who the candidates were. I had a vague idea but I wasn’t positive about much. I hope I didn’t vote for any crooks. Well, okay I know I didnt vote for crooks because when I had absolutely no idea I just voted for what the tribune endorsed….

it was cool.

once upon a time i ranked my hottest presidents of all time. So why not rank the hotness of presidential hopefuls?

here they are from least hot to hottest.
-         McCain R
(1 point)

-         Giuliani R
(2 points)

-         Thompson R
(3 points)

-         Hillary Clinton D 
(4 points)

-       Romney R
(5 points)

-         Huckabee R
(6 points)

-         John Edwards D
(7 points)

-         Barack Obama D
(8 points)

I have these two friends. Lets call them Simba and Nala. Not because I like the lion king, I hate that movie. But Simba and Nala both happen to be girls and they are basically best friends. So Simba and Nala decide to get matching tattoos of the chinese characters for ‘close friends’. So Simba goes first and gets her tatoo. AND THEN NALA DOESNT WANT TO DO IT!!!!! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! so now simba has this tattoo about being close friends, and instead of it being a constant reminder of what good friends they are, its a constant reminder of what a douchebag Nala is for backing out. I kind of want to get a tattoo of that story on my hip or something so that i will always remember not to trust even my best friend when it comes to body modification. also, it will remind me of this hilarious story and i will always be laughing like i am right now.

in other news: BARACK IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! now my sublinimal messaging notebook paper must be taken a step further. shit yes.

also: buy this shirt:

buy this shirt and more from my friend Maya.

Number 4: Ronald Reagan

• Term of Office: January 20, 1981 - January 20, 1989
• 40th President of the United States

Number 3: Abe Lincoln

• In Office March 4, 1861- April 15, 1865
• His Vice President’s name was Hannibal! COOL.

Number 2: Bill Clinton

• Shortly after taking office, Clinton signed the Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993, which required large employers to allow their employees to take unpaid leave because of pregnancy or serious medical condition.
• Did not have sex with that woman.

AND NOW!! NUMBER 1!!!

Number 1 Hottest President: JFK!!!

• 35th President of the United States. He served from 1961 until his assassination in 1963.
• Only Catholic President
• SUPER HOTTIE!!

I feel pretty strongly about this ranking, but there is one thing that could throw it off. If Barack Obama become president, he will undoubtedly knock out JFK for the Top Spot.