MadelineAwesome

SICK. srsly. kind weird.

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Casimir Pulaski day is a day invented by chicagos own Mayor Daley Sr. to win some Polish votes over. from the 2nd through 12th grade i had the first monday in march off of school. indiana sucks and doesnt know about polish people. i have class tomorrow.

does anyone know how to make pierogis?

also: sufjan stevens wrote a song called Casimir Pulaski Day. g00d research sufi!

in other news: http://raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

i have noticed that sometimes when d00ds use the bathroom on my all-girls floor, they leave that seat up. that is NOT okay. i decided to take some action. i wanted a stern message with an angry black man pictured. so i googled “angry black man” and appropriately enough, the Unforgivable guy was a top hit. so i went with that theme. and here is the result.

this is how all three(3) of the stalls look now.

and if your old eyes still can’t read that shiz:

and just for kicks: here is a cool picture and a picture of the urinals that boys are NOT allowed to use on my floor. I dont want to walk in there to see yalls member out yo pants.

so plz. put the seats down. i dont want to touch them. ick.

today i was required to sit at home all day and wait for the UPS man. we don’t know what the package is that we’re waiting on, but we know that UPS left us a note saying that sometime between 10am and 5pm they will be attempting to deliver this package for the LAST time.

SO. here i was at 1130 am watching Barney when i noticed some new orange dipshit on there.

who IS this guy?

I had to let all my friends know about this. The text i sent said “There is a new dinosaur on Barney. WTF?”

here are some responses.

“You’re weird” -Kevin—Now he actually send ‘your weird’ but i’m sure he really meant to use the contraction instead of the possessive.

“Wait why? What is its name?”-Adam
“I don’t know. I started watching too late. but he is orange and might be mexican.”-MadelineAwesome
“I don’t get it. What is his motivation?”-Adam

“WHAT? That was the only constant in my life.”- Sasha

Its okay sasha. We’ll get through this together. that is what friends are for.

after some research. here is what i’ve found about this new guy.

MSNBC reports:
“The new season that kicks off Monday adds a new splash of color, a tiny orange hadrosaur named Riff. The pint-sized cousin of Barney’s pals BJ and Baby Bop loves music, showing his enjoyment when his crest blinks with colorful light.”

his crest blinks with colorful light? kids today are overstimulated. please go back to singing mr. knickerbocker.

i have one more day of high school left.

its been a good run. i’ve made killer friends and learned so much academically and personally.

i dont want to be a tool and just say all this sentimental shiz, but it really is true.

i really need an unlimited texting plan. god. someone make cingular reduce their rates or something.

tomorrow is college tshirt day. some finals. i dont even have my camera. people better fbook the shiz out of my life. kthxbai.

also: that special thing was asking my friend Jesse to prom. Once my camera fiasco gets sorted out i’ll tell you (you, the interenet) all about it. it was ballin.

not that it wasnt super ugly before, but i wanted to change this up.

whatever. i’ll get a chance sometime to make this somewhat pretty. i wish i  still had my mad xanga formatting skillz.

also: this is not some sort of april fools i’m-just-making-this-ugly-for-a-joke thing because if that was the case, i would have some idea how to put this all back the way it was….whateverrrrr

spring break is over. it felt just like a long weekend. i am sad. but word on the street (meaning Chen-who-is-sitting-next-to-me-in-class’s word) is that we only have two full weeks of school till we start having lots and lots of days off. we have the 23rd and 24th off. thats wednesday and thursday. maybe i will go on a road trip and take friday off and then come home at some point during the weekend.

road trip suggestions? i had been planning on going to Lawrence, KS, but i’m open to other options. let me know.

i am excited for april for a lot of reasons. i gave adrian a list, but i dont really remember most of it. so i’ll just trust that i am going to have a decent april.

i like cake just as much as the next person, but its got to be done right. just a smidge of frosting because otherwise it tastes like you have a mouth full of lard and no one wants that. okay, lots of people want that hence the success of grocery store cakes and buttercream cupcakes smothered in frosting. i wish someone would make some cupcakes that werent a hot mess of sugar and cream and use the frosting in ratio more similar to that of a cinnamon bun. WHO NEEDS ALL OF THIS?

when i was a kid everyone would bring in cupcakes drowning in frosting for their birthdays. i would always scrape most of it off onto a plate or a napkin only to be hounded by some sugar-addicted 8 year old asking if i was going to eat that frosting or if they could have it. I recall even sometimes trading someone my frosting for their cake.

i would rather just eat a third of a graham cracker pie crust like i did today. if i ever get famous to the point where i say i like something and i suddenly get lots of mail with that in it, i want that thing to be graham cracker pie crusts. those and cotton candy.

here is a picture of me right now***.

***actually, this picture is a few months old and i dont have actual though bubbles floating around me now nor did i then.

ugh. dear colleges, plz send me letters. I need to make some life changing decisions and i would love to have more than a month to do so. here is a pie chart.

GREEN= UIUC–jerkz.
PURPLE= Illinois State, Iowa, Kansas and Indiana Bloomington
ORANGE= USC, NYU, Syracuse and the University of Puget Sound

in other news– Obama is advertising on Dictionary.com. gold. pure gold.

it is 5:42 right now. I looked outside and it is hella bright outside. I was like ‘woah. it really must be getting to spring. But then I remembered about day light savings.

i’m not sure if thats a real life expression/idiom that i just used, but it totally works for me right now and i am sick and i dont care. i am sick. i usually run a nice low 96degree temp but at the doctors yesterday i was pushing 101. so i went home and slept from 3-9 and then woke up for like an hour and talked to my mom and then continued to sleep from 10-7. 15 hourrrzzz. what is that?! and i was still tired when i woke up. but antsy. so i went downstairs only to find out there was an ANTM MARATHON! of a season i hadnt seen most of. it was awesome. so i watched from like 8 to 4 before finally bugging out and watching some discovery health special on ‘I AM MY OWN TWIN’ which to be honest was some messed up shiz. some shiz about fused embryos. ooo man i want to go buy some FUZE draank now. i swear i am pregnant or something 24/7. i’m always craving weird ass foods.
       

oh mah gahd you dont even know how good this stuff is. when i went to pitchfork this summer, fuze was a sponsor and they were giving away free samples all dayyy. so good. and at the end of the day i also realized i hadnt eaten anything, which, obviously, is not me. i think this stuff has an appetite supressant. i might be making that up. here goes a fact checking expedition:

okay so it looks like they have a few different kind of drinks, one of them called slenderize, which must have been the pitchfork plug because i didnt eat ANYTHANNg. they say nothing about appetite suppressant, but i will check the label if i can goad mom into driving me to CVS or something to pick it up because, considering i almost fainted on our expedition to CVS this morning when i was going to die if i didnt get some new facewash, she is not letting me drive.

anyways. that was a nice graceful return to me being sick. i am about to google for celebrities when they are sick. okay so all ’sick celebrities’ yielded were ‘healthy’ pictures of Michael Jacksone, Celine Dion and some Amy Winehouse-Drew Barrymore love child. whatever. i am not searching further. i’m sick and i need a nap.