MadelineAwesome

i have noticed that sometimes when d00ds use the bathroom on my all-girls floor, they leave that seat up. that is NOT okay. i decided to take some action. i wanted a stern message with an angry black man pictured. so i googled “angry black man” and appropriately enough, the Unforgivable guy was a top hit. so i went with that theme. and here is the result.

this is how all three(3) of the stalls look now.

and if your old eyes still can’t read that shiz:

and just for kicks: here is a cool picture and a picture of the urinals that boys are NOT allowed to use on my floor. I dont want to walk in there to see yalls member out yo pants.

so plz. put the seats down. i dont want to touch them. ick.

oh no guys! i think i’m busy on the 23th.

eating beef jerky is kind of like being the kid who thinks that body worlds is an all you can eat buffet.

today i was required to sit at home all day and wait for the UPS man. we don’t know what the package is that we’re waiting on, but we know that UPS left us a note saying that sometime between 10am and 5pm they will be attempting to deliver this package for the LAST time.

SO. here i was at 1130 am watching Barney when i noticed some new orange dipshit on there.

who IS this guy?

I had to let all my friends know about this. The text i sent said “There is a new dinosaur on Barney. WTF?”

here are some responses.

“You’re weird” -Kevin—Now he actually send ‘your weird’ but i’m sure he really meant to use the contraction instead of the possessive.

“Wait why? What is its name?”-Adam
“I don’t know. I started watching too late. but he is orange and might be mexican.”-MadelineAwesome
“I don’t get it. What is his motivation?”-Adam

“WHAT? That was the only constant in my life.”- Sasha

Its okay sasha. We’ll get through this together. that is what friends are for.

after some research. here is what i’ve found about this new guy.

MSNBC reports:
“The new season that kicks off Monday adds a new splash of color, a tiny orange hadrosaur named Riff. The pint-sized cousin of Barney’s pals BJ and Baby Bop loves music, showing his enjoyment when his crest blinks with colorful light.”

his crest blinks with colorful light? kids today are overstimulated. please go back to singing mr. knickerbocker.

When I name my children, I will be putting great stresses on not having their name share the same t9 format as any embarassing words. so far, this is excluding a lot of names. Here is a list of what some of my friends’ names come up as before pressing the alternative key.

Brian- Asian
Jordan- Korean
Sam- Ran-san-pan
Sasha- Scrib
Anna- Bomb-boob-comb-coma
Adam- Beam

good thing i am not planning on naming my kids those things.
 Here is what t9 predicts for me trying to enter my future childrens names.

Harrison- Garrison (close, but no cigar)

Jackson- FIRST TRY BABY. THIS ONE IS A KEEPER.

Fox-  ANOTHER FIRST TRY. I AM THE QUEEN OF MOMS TO BE.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.

in other news: i turned 19 yesterday!

This morning i was eating this cereal that is really good. it is called “Oh’s”. It’s kind of funny because the cereal pieces are shaped like O’s but the cereal is so good it makes you say “OH!” so you know. Oh’s. how punny.  But basically i was thinking about something. here is the intro to my thinking:

A good number of you know how i feel about the song ‘one, two step’. if you don’t here is an excerpt from my spiel on the song “it REALLY is the best song of this century. I mean “Oh” is “oh”kay but one, two step? THE BOMB.COM”

BASICALLY i am just wondering if anyone else thinks that Oh’s are probably Ciara’s favorite cereal…?

Oh’s and Ciara should really get together. write a moan-y jingle.

I’ve been sending lots of mixed signals to people as far as what kind of boyfriend I want. And by sending mixed signals i mean just making lots of conflicting statements that they dont really care about unless they are Sasha because girls care. And i’ve said that i want an Indie boyfriend, an Indian boyfriend, and Indie Indian who attend Indiana University (LOL AMIRITE?). I’ve said i want my boyfriend to be Jon from Jon and Kate + 8 or Bradford Cox or even Barack Obama. But really I think i’ve boiled all of this information to one thing.

I just want a boyfriend who dresses like he is in the sandlot.

p.s. don’t tell, but i am using this picture not off my own bandwith, but off the hipsterrunoff photobucket! CRIME FTW.

Did you guys know that Oscar Wilde was a hottie? he was. i am reading The Picture of Dorian Gray for class and there is this hot picture of him on the cover. this is not that picture, but this is another shining example of his hotness.

(Dreamy Pose)

(from when oscar was really into the cure.)

to close, a conversation had with friend and bandmate, Danny:

ugh. dear colleges, plz send me letters. I need to make some life changing decisions and i would love to have more than a month to do so. here is a pie chart.

GREEN= UIUC–jerkz.
PURPLE= Illinois State, Iowa, Kansas and Indiana Bloomington
ORANGE= USC, NYU, Syracuse and the University of Puget Sound

in other news– Obama is advertising on Dictionary.com. gold. pure gold.

it is 5:42 right now. I looked outside and it is hella bright outside. I was like ‘woah. it really must be getting to spring. But then I remembered about day light savings.

 

You know. Just checking my email approximately 30 times daily as usual and upon one of my visits to yahoo*, i came across this ridiculous news story. Who do they have writing their headlines? Sixteen-year-old hustlers? really. Additionally, why does this video need to be seen by all of america (and all those who choose to use american yahoo instead of their designated country…and those who accidentally stumble upon it)? Sure it may be pretty interesting (i actually have yet to watch it) but it seems it would be more suited for say, national geographic’s home page. Whatever.

 

*i am aware i could just go to the login page, but i like to be informed. How else would i know that marion jones was doped up and that britney lost her kids?