Tuesday, December 9, 2008

T9: ruining lives since 2002

When I name my children, I will be putting great stresses on not having their name share the same t9 format as any embarassing words. so far, this is excluding a lot of names. Here is a list of what some of my friends’ names come up as before pressing the alternative key.

Brian- Asian
Jordan- Korean
Sam- Ran-san-pan
Sasha- Scrib
Anna- Bomb-boob-comb-coma
Adam- Beam

good thing i am not planning on naming my kids those things.
 Here is what t9 predicts for me trying to enter my future childrens names.

Harrison- Garrison (close, but no cigar)

Jackson- FIRST TRY BABY. THIS ONE IS A KEEPER.

Fox-  ANOTHER FIRST TRY. I AM THE QUEEN OF MOMS TO BE.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.

in other news: i turned 19 yesterday!

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

and the word of the day is…

CRASH.

so two dolphins at some seaworld type thing were doing tricks and jumps and stuff. they crashed into eachother in the air and one of the died. how fucking depressing is that? given, the dolphin that died was 30 years old. Now i’m not an expert on the lifespan of the dolphin, but i think 30 is probably a pretty good stretch. (edit: researched, avg. bottlenose dolphin lifespan is approx 30 years.)

the other crash– i was driving home from school and  i was stopped behind another car waiting for the turning lane’s light to change and i flew forward. Some d00d hit my car from behind. I am okay, but i’m pretty sure if i didnt have my seatbelt on i might have knocked out some teeth on the steering wheel. Now. Here is the weird thing. The guy who hit me was REALLY good looking. and he was young. and beautiful. ugh. how could i be mad at that? we exchanged informatin and stuff. cool. he probably just crashed into me to get my number.

**UPCOMING PUN**
brings new meaning to the term ‘hitting’ on a girl. ROFLCONE.

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