MadelineAwesome

Hey internet. It’s been like 9 days. basically my good friend Brandon and i are both super fans of plugging our blogs in all possible venues and stuff. And he has been posting a lot of things on his tumblr in honor of me. So here is my BJCG honor post.

BJCG is a man who wants a skort:

he is a man who laces his nike dunks like everyone else–one shoe at a time:

basically his tumblr is gr8. so. yah. you should read it.

we are both on twitter now by the way. so follow us.

twitter.com/MadelineAwesome
twitter.com/BJCG

and apparently he needs to use my scanner. that is his latest tweet. better put some clothes on.

MadelineAwesome wrote:
ur eulogy is so fucking g00d
SO good.

Sashabcdefgh wrote:
good
i am glad
glad i have a good friend like u to be able to write my eulogy

MadelineAwesome wrote:
i kinda want you to die so i can give it to real people instead of my speech class.

my friend forrest got me HOOKED on this song. i listen to it off the youtubes all day. but i am bad at a few things on the internet. and one of those things is finding popular music for free. so listen to this song, and then find it for me. FO FREE.

also: the video is disabled for embedding or i’d be ALL over dat shiz.

CLICK HERE TO DANCE YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT

Dear Internet (AKA WORLD WIDE WEBZ),

I’m just bl0gging to let you know that I have a heterosexual woman crush on Sasha. This is the main reason:

SashaSauce
i was about 2 invite u over to watch those movies then i rememeberd mom broke the DVD player because she probably tried to cook a waffle in it or something

MadelineAwesome
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

SashaSauce
but i also don’t want you bleeding on my shit, ya know?

MadelineAwesome
hahahhahahahhahaa

SashaSauce
uhgud i’m so funny

today i was required to sit at home all day and wait for the UPS man. we don’t know what the package is that we’re waiting on, but we know that UPS left us a note saying that sometime between 10am and 5pm they will be attempting to deliver this package for the LAST time.

SO. here i was at 1130 am watching Barney when i noticed some new orange dipshit on there.

who IS this guy?

I had to let all my friends know about this. The text i sent said “There is a new dinosaur on Barney. WTF?”

here are some responses.

“You’re weird” -Kevin—Now he actually send ‘your weird’ but i’m sure he really meant to use the contraction instead of the possessive.

“Wait why? What is its name?”-Adam
“I don’t know. I started watching too late. but he is orange and might be mexican.”-MadelineAwesome
“I don’t get it. What is his motivation?”-Adam

“WHAT? That was the only constant in my life.”- Sasha

Its okay sasha. We’ll get through this together. that is what friends are for.

after some research. here is what i’ve found about this new guy.

MSNBC reports:
“The new season that kicks off Monday adds a new splash of color, a tiny orange hadrosaur named Riff. The pint-sized cousin of Barney’s pals BJ and Baby Bop loves music, showing his enjoyment when his crest blinks with colorful light.”

his crest blinks with colorful light? kids today are overstimulated. please go back to singing mr. knickerbocker.

When I name my children, I will be putting great stresses on not having their name share the same t9 format as any embarassing words. so far, this is excluding a lot of names. Here is a list of what some of my friends’ names come up as before pressing the alternative key.

Brian- Asian
Jordan- Korean
Sam- Ran-san-pan
Sasha- Scrib
Anna- Bomb-boob-comb-coma
Adam- Beam

good thing i am not planning on naming my kids those things.
 Here is what t9 predicts for me trying to enter my future childrens names.

Harrison- Garrison (close, but no cigar)

Jackson- FIRST TRY BABY. THIS ONE IS A KEEPER.

Fox-  ANOTHER FIRST TRY. I AM THE QUEEN OF MOMS TO BE.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.

in other news: i turned 19 yesterday!

i am mildly obsessed with tetris.

this is my new record.

in other news:

my college bestie Adam wants to be blogged about. so. here are some cute pictures i took of adam and some statements about him.

(k so i didnt take this picture, but i DID bling it out.)

adam loves korea like me.

adam stole my glasses, my hat and several of my shirts. a hole.

i was blessed a few months ago with UNLIMITED TEXTIES. this has meant a great deal for my life. Mostly  just that i dont have to yell at people for sending me unnecessary texts. I love the unnecessary text. I am ALL ABOUT the unnecessary text. I will send every jew in my phone a random text that says ’shalom’. I will message all the people in the room with me ‘i have to pee.’ I will text my homies several times during a day to keep them updated on my most mundane activities.

I even activated the butthole deal that is Facebook Mobile. It is kind of annoying. I liked it for like 20 minutes but then it just got out of control. I am a popular mother effer.  so i get lots of wall posts and photo comments and it just got a little redickkk last night. My darling friend Emanuel decided that he needed to comment on approx 38 of my images last night. And my phone was buzzing like a bee or a fly or a vibrator.

This post is so terrible. Plz text me to tell me that. or give me an idea of what to write about. Perhaps i will write about alt-jewz because Carles of hipster runoff reFUZEs(sasha joke<3) to do so and we all know that i only maintain this blog as a catch all for the important things carles forgets about.

my friend ben was listening to ‘i will follow you into the dark’ by death cab for cutie and it reminded me of this story. so i told it to him via shoutbox on last.fm. after submitting it, i realized it makes kind of a good mini blog story. here it is:

i had a big fight with my sensei at japanese camp about who would get to play ‘i will follow you into the dark’ for the talent show. but it wound up that there were too many people signing up to play so senseis couldnt participate and i wound up playing sufjan stevens anyways.

my boyfriend should also wear these really great swimming trunks. so beautiful. really.

lady on burda style made them. soo good.

in other news: only three days left til I leave for college. Its a pretty stressful time. I have so much on my to-do list that is kind of time sensitive and then i have all the people i want to see before i leave. Here are some of my iCal events and to-dos before i go:

8/20
FAM DINNNER AT MARCHE 530
ADRIAN HANGOUTZ
ANON, GOOD NURSE AT REGGIES

8/21
MORNING SHOPPING WITH IAN
DINNER WITH ERIC

8/22
AIRBRUSH TSHIRTS WITH SASHA

and then i leave on saturday! that is a lot of stuff to do considering i also have to pack the other half of my stuff. and complete this to do list:

Compare PC and Mac music libraries and burn the difference.

Memorize gracias ala vida and it had to be you lyrics.

snacks

laundry detergent

kleenex

Start PRINCESS BRIDE tshirt

tell dan wakenfield that his voice is not just morrisey, it also has a touch of stephen malkmus

Finish “OUR BAND COULD BE YOUR LIFE” and give it back to adrian

hamper

umbrella

showershoes

i mean, i guess i can wait to tell dan about his voice. But really. everything else is pretty time sensitive. mainly i have to pack. thats the big deal. and i am such a “stuff” person that i really need to have my things or i will be uncomfortable in my dorm.

oowee i’ma miss this pretty city.