DIGESTIVE HEALTH
Dear guyz,
As some of you know, my dorm room seems to be filled to the brim with products promising greater digestive health. This is all thanks to my Gramma Elaine. Over the summer, I off handedly made a joke to my dear Gram (who turned 76 yesterday) that my greatest fear in college was not being able to use the toilet when i needed to. Since then, my gramma seems to think that i am the Queen of Constipation. She routinely sends me home with bran cereal, encourages me to eat more strawberries and tells me about new foods she have discovered with an obscene amount of fiber.
Annoying? Certainly. Endearing? Certainly. Beneficial? well…kinda. The real wonder that has come from all of this is that PRUNE JUICE IS FUCKING AWESOME. seriously guys. MadelineAwesome seal of approval. I dont know why society is so dead set on making this nector of gods for geriatrics only, but i needed to get the word out. its AMAZING. DRINK PRUNE JUICE GUYS. YOUR BOWELS WILL THANK YOU.U.
