Wednesday, February 25, 2009

glade PLUG ins

Hey internet. It’s been like 9 days. basically my good friend Brandon and i are both super fans of plugging our blogs in all possible venues and stuff. And he has been posting a lot of things on his tumblr in honor of me. So here is my BJCG honor post.

BJCG is a man who wants a skort:

he is a man who laces his nike dunks like everyone else–one shoe at a time:

basically his tumblr is gr8. so. yah. you should read it.

we are both on twitter now by the way. so follow us.

twitter.com/MadelineAwesome
twitter.com/BJCG

and apparently he needs to use my scanner. that is his latest tweet. better put some clothes on.

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

a stern message to the gentlemen who use my bathroom

i have noticed that sometimes when d00ds use the bathroom on my all-girls floor, they leave that seat up. that is NOT okay. i decided to take some action. i wanted a stern message with an angry black man pictured. so i googled “angry black man” and appropriately enough, the Unforgivable guy was a top hit. so i went with that theme. and here is the result.


this is how all three(3) of the stalls look now.

and if your old eyes still can’t read that shiz:

and just for kicks: here is a cool picture and a picture of the urinals that boys are NOT allowed to use on my floor. I dont want to walk in there to see yalls member out yo pants.

so plz. put the seats down. i dont want to touch them. ick.

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Monday, January 19, 2009

I heard there’s gonna be a nick cannon webcast yall

oh no guys! i think i’m busy on the 23th.

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Special Instructions

Last night Adam and I ordered a pizza online. We picked our toppings–mushroom and chicken, our side–breadsticks (cheese sticks cost more and are gross.) and then the online order form had a blank box for “special instructions”.

Our special instructions were something along the lines of the following:

“please make our pizza with love. and by love i mean as much love as is humanly possible. Also please include a pinch of good luck and stardust. Does this order include a unicorn?”

When we recieved our pizza, the box looked like this:

so yah. successful.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

om nom nom

eating beef jerky is kind of like being the kid who thinks that body worlds is an all you can eat buffet.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

should i be proud of this?

i am mildly obsessed with tetris.

this is my new record.

in other news:

my college bestie Adam wants to be blogged about. so. here are some cute pictures i took of adam and some statements about him.

adam(k so i didnt take this picture, but i DID bling it out.)

adam loves korea like me.

adam stole my glasses, my hat and several of my shirts. a hole.

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Friday, November 7, 2008

Leaves and I have a L0VE-H8 relationship.

When I was little I was pretty into raking leaves. I mean, raking them was actually the shitty part, but jumping in them afterwards was really great. Not that leaves ever really acted as that great of a padding. You pretty much were just hoping for the leaves to fly everywhere. That was the only pay off for jumping up and landing on the ground and getting crunchy shit in every single orifice. Actually the entire idea seems pretty stupid now. All of the “free-spirited” people at college think they are alternative and don’t care about social norms for “growing up” and jump in the piles of leaves that have been painstakingly created by the landscaping staff. Anyways, the point is that eventually I got sick of raking leaves but I still had to do it. But what is cool is that I sort of developed an allergy to dry ass leaves. I started getting hives all over when I was raking the leaves so i didnt have to do it ever again and the bottom line is that if you hate a chore, you can pretty much convince your body to get allergic to it and it will oblige you.

But I DO like the fall colors. To be honest, one of my reasons for choosing Indiana University was the trees. I visited last year just as the trees were starting to turn colors and I was pretty much sold on the place. Well, that is a lie because I pretty much hated the idea of the entire state of Indiana until like 5 months ago, but it was a selling point for sure. This is the part of the post where I’d like to post a picture of the pretty leaves on campus, but its dark outside. so Here is a picture of what you would see if you were my laptop and tilted slightly to your left/my right:

streetlamp that keeps me up. ugh. h8 you.

also: that is not the moon at the top of the window, its an obama poster. obama=so into circles. srsly. so progressive.

here is a picture I did not take of fall leaves at IU:

in other news: OBAMA WON YALL. if you read the first post on this blog over 2 years ago, you would know that i predicted this long long ago. I win.

::edit::
here is a picture from my shitty phone camera. check out the foliage yall.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Missing people are SRS bijinesu

if i ever go missing will you please proofread my missing persons ad?

LOOK CLOSER.

next time some you know goes missing, spell the entire thing wright/write/right/correctly.

BUT COME ON. MISSING PERSONS ARE NO LAUGHING PUNCTUATION MATTER. i am not entirely douchey. i am helping to find her via posting this on my blog. freals. if you see this girl with wrighting all over herself plz contact the popo.

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Friday, August 29, 2008

sweet pix. nahmean?

r. kelly and i have a special relationship. and by that i mean he pees on me.

in other news:
MICHAEL PHELPSY IS A SUPER SAYAN.

In other OTHER news– WHO LOVED 08AMAs SPEACH? OMG AMERICA FTW.

USA!USA!USA!USA!

::EDIT::
i just had to include this quote that my boy sam just said:

“michelle obama is mad sexy, btw”

AGR33D S4M.

MICHELLE IS A 1ST LADY I’D BANG IF I WAS a LESBIAN INTO POLITICIANS.

GET IT BARACK. GET YO MACK ON.

DOES USING ALL CAPS MAKE ME SEEM MORE ALT?

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Sunday, August 24, 2008

SO HURR I AM AT KAHLEJ

I PACKED THE CAR BECAUSE I’M GOOD AT TETRIS.

I REALLY DID. LOOK CLOSER.

NOW LOOK AT HOW UGLY THIS DORM IS BEFORE I DO MY MAGIC.

WITH MAGIC:

KANYE MADELINE HELPED KINDA.(slacker…)

CLOSE UP.

TV AND JAPAN FABRIC DECORATIONSSS

ALSO: THERE IS THIS OTHER GREAT FEATURE AND IT IS A DOOR.

THIS IS MOARR CLOZET THAN I HAVE AT HOMEZ.

“BULLETIN BOARD”- by DREAM CATCHER FEATURING OLIVERs ART.

“ART SHIT” - by DREAM CATCHER FEATURING ART SHIT I DID and KANYE MADELINE

okay. that is all you care about. or really all the pictures i took.

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