I heard there’s gonna be a nick cannon webcast yall
oh no guys! i think i’m busy on the 23th.
oh no guys! i think i’m busy on the 23th.
SO. here i was at 1130 am watching Barney when i noticed some new orange dipshit on there.

who IS this guy?
I had to let all my friends know about this. The text i sent said “There is a new dinosaur on Barney. WTF?”
here are some responses.
“You’re weird” -Kevin—Now he actually send ‘your weird’ but i’m sure he really meant to use the contraction instead of the possessive.
“Wait why? What is its name?”-Adam
“I don’t know. I started watching too late. but he is orange and might be mexican.”-MadelineAwesome
“I don’t get it. What is his motivation?”-Adam
“WHAT? That was the only constant in my life.”- Sasha
Its okay sasha. We’ll get through this together. that is what friends are for.
after some research. here is what i’ve found about this new guy.
MSNBC reports:
“The new season that kicks off Monday adds a new splash of color, a tiny orange hadrosaur named Riff. The pint-sized cousin of Barney’s pals BJ and Baby Bop loves music, showing his enjoyment when his crest blinks with colorful light.”
his crest blinks with colorful light? kids today are overstimulated. please go back to singing mr. knickerbocker.

LOOK CLOSER.

next time some you know goes missing, spell the entire thing wright/write/right/correctly.
BUT COME ON. MISSING PERSONS ARE NO LAUGHING PUNCTUATION MATTER. i am not entirely douchey. i am helping to find her via posting this on my blog. freals. if you see this girl with wrighting all over herself plz contact the popo.