MadelineAwesome

DIGESTIVE HEALTH

MadelineAwesome — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:23:31 +0000

Dear guyz,

As some of you know, my dorm room seems to be filled to the brim with products promising greater digestive health. This is all thanks to my Gramma Elaine. Over the summer, I off handedly made a joke to my dear Gram (who turned 76 yesterday) that my greatest fear in college was not being able to use the toilet when i needed to. Since then, my gramma seems to think that i am the Queen of Constipation. She routinely sends me home with bran cereal, encourages me to eat more strawberries and tells me about new foods she have discovered with an obscene amount of fiber.

Annoying? Certainly. Endearing? Certainly. Beneficial? well…kinda. The real wonder that has come from all of this is that PRUNE JUICE IS FUCKING AWESOME. seriously guys. MadelineAwesome seal of approval. I dont know why society is so dead set on making this nector of gods for geriatrics only, but i needed to get the word out. its AMAZING. DRINK PRUNE JUICE GUYS. YOUR BOWELS WILL THANK YOU.U.

WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS?

MadelineAwesome — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:18:39 +0000

SICK. srsly. kind weird.

http://www.sweetique.com/PrivateLabel/tabid/59/Default.aspx

shit guys

MadelineAwesome — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:54:46 +0000

like two years ago i posted about how much i love buying something and then finding it online later for loads more expensive. this happened to me again

i bought this dress for 40$ two years ago and wore it to a prom last year:

its going for 178.00 currently from nordstrom. luff lyfe guyz.

HAPPY CASIMIR PULASKI DAY GUYS

MadelineAwesome — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 00:12:16 +0000

Casimir Pulaski day is a day invented by chicagos own Mayor Daley Sr. to win some Polish votes over. from the 2nd through 12th grade i had the first monday in march off of school. indiana sucks and doesnt know about polish people. i have class tomorrow.

does anyone know how to make pierogis?

also: sufjan stevens wrote a song called Casimir Pulaski Day. g00d research sufi!

in other news: http://raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

BIG NEWS: I’M PREGGERS( jkjkjk)

MadelineAwesome — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:39:20 +0000

BUT I STILL HAVE BIG NEWS:

NOODLES AND COMPANY IS DOING FREE DELIVERIES ON THE IU CAMPUS. EFF YES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? I DONT HAVE TO WALK/GET A RIDE 7 BLOCKS TO NOODLIES TO ENJOY THEIR DELICIOUS DELICIOUS CARBS.

but really. everyone i tell thinks i’m lying. I AM NOT LYING. i would never lie about something this serious (AKA PREGNANCY LOL). But come on guys. You should know by now that i am a member of the Noodles Texting Club and i get special noodles news and coupons on my phone. really.

NEW TAG TODAY YALL. “TEXTING” expect more hilarious texts on here. cool. PEACE OUT YALL. eek. i think i am carles.

glade PLUG ins

MadelineAwesome — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:41:57 +0000

Hey internet. It’s been like 9 days. basically my good friend Brandon and i are both super fans of plugging our blogs in all possible venues and stuff. And he has been posting a lot of things on his tumblr in honor of me. So here is my BJCG honor post.

BJCG is a man who wants a skort:

he is a man who laces his nike dunks like everyone else–one shoe at a time:

basically his tumblr is gr8. so. yah. you should read it.

we are both on twitter now by the way. so follow us.

twitter.com/MadelineAwesome
twitter.com/BJCG

and apparently he needs to use my scanner. that is his latest tweet. better put some clothes on.

but rlly, don’t die.

MadelineAwesome — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:25:14 +0000

MadelineAwesome wrote:
ur eulogy is so fucking g00d
SO good.

Sashabcdefgh wrote:
good
i am glad
glad i have a good friend like u to be able to write my eulogy

MadelineAwesome wrote:
i kinda want you to die so i can give it to real people instead of my speech class.

i hope you guys know about this song

MadelineAwesome — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:31:04 +0000

my friend forrest got me HOOKED on this song. i listen to it off the youtubes all day. but i am bad at a few things on the internet. and one of those things is finding popular music for free. so listen to this song, and then find it for me. FO FREE.

also: the video is disabled for embedding or i’d be ALL over dat shiz.

CLICK HERE TO DANCE YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT

memory serves me wrong

MadelineAwesome — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 13:50:27 +0000

i remember these things tasting SO good. i bought some today.

they were only okay.

a stern message to the gentlemen who use my bathroom

MadelineAwesome — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:06:29 +0000

i have noticed that sometimes when d00ds use the bathroom on my all-girls floor, they leave that seat up. that is NOT okay. i decided to take some action. i wanted a stern message with an angry black man pictured. so i googled “angry black man” and appropriately enough, the Unforgivable guy was a top hit. so i went with that theme. and here is the result.

this is how all three(3) of the stalls look now.

and if your old eyes still can’t read that shiz:

and just for kicks: here is a cool picture and a picture of the urinals that boys are NOT allowed to use on my floor. I dont want to walk in there to see yalls member out yo pants.

so plz. put the seats down. i dont want to touch them. ick.