MadelineAwesome

today i was required to sit at home all day and wait for the UPS man. we don’t know what the package is that we’re waiting on, but we know that UPS left us a note saying that sometime between 10am and 5pm they will be attempting to deliver this package for the LAST time.

SO. here i was at 1130 am watching Barney when i noticed some new orange dipshit on there.

who IS this guy?

I had to let all my friends know about this. The text i sent said “There is a new dinosaur on Barney. WTF?”

here are some responses.

“You’re weird” -Kevin—Now he actually send ‘your weird’ but i’m sure he really meant to use the contraction instead of the possessive.

“Wait why? What is its name?”-Adam
“I don’t know. I started watching too late. but he is orange and might be mexican.”-MadelineAwesome
“I don’t get it. What is his motivation?”-Adam

“WHAT? That was the only constant in my life.”- Sasha

Its okay sasha. We’ll get through this together. that is what friends are for.

after some research. here is what i’ve found about this new guy.

MSNBC reports:
“The new season that kicks off Monday adds a new splash of color, a tiny orange hadrosaur named Riff. The pint-sized cousin of Barney’s pals BJ and Baby Bop loves music, showing his enjoyment when his crest blinks with colorful light.”

his crest blinks with colorful light? kids today are overstimulated. please go back to singing mr. knickerbocker.