MadelineAwesome

Dear Internet (AKA WORLD WIDE WEBZ),

I’m just bl0gging to let you know that I have a heterosexual woman crush on Sasha. This is the main reason:

SashaSauce
i was about 2 invite u over to watch those movies then i rememeberd mom broke the DVD player because she probably tried to cook a waffle in it or something

MadelineAwesome
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

SashaSauce
but i also don’t want you bleeding on my shit, ya know?

MadelineAwesome
hahahhahahahhahaa

SashaSauce
uhgud i’m so funny

today i was required to sit at home all day and wait for the UPS man. we don’t know what the package is that we’re waiting on, but we know that UPS left us a note saying that sometime between 10am and 5pm they will be attempting to deliver this package for the LAST time.

SO. here i was at 1130 am watching Barney when i noticed some new orange dipshit on there.

who IS this guy?

I had to let all my friends know about this. The text i sent said “There is a new dinosaur on Barney. WTF?”

here are some responses.

“You’re weird” -Kevin—Now he actually send ‘your weird’ but i’m sure he really meant to use the contraction instead of the possessive.

“Wait why? What is its name?”-Adam
“I don’t know. I started watching too late. but he is orange and might be mexican.”-MadelineAwesome
“I don’t get it. What is his motivation?”-Adam

“WHAT? That was the only constant in my life.”- Sasha

Its okay sasha. We’ll get through this together. that is what friends are for.

after some research. here is what i’ve found about this new guy.

MSNBC reports:
“The new season that kicks off Monday adds a new splash of color, a tiny orange hadrosaur named Riff. The pint-sized cousin of Barney’s pals BJ and Baby Bop loves music, showing his enjoyment when his crest blinks with colorful light.”

his crest blinks with colorful light? kids today are overstimulated. please go back to singing mr. knickerbocker.

When I name my children, I will be putting great stresses on not having their name share the same t9 format as any embarassing words. so far, this is excluding a lot of names. Here is a list of what some of my friends’ names come up as before pressing the alternative key.

Brian- Asian
Jordan- Korean
Sam- Ran-san-pan
Sasha- Scrib
Anna- Bomb-boob-comb-coma
Adam- Beam

good thing i am not planning on naming my kids those things.
 Here is what t9 predicts for me trying to enter my future childrens names.

Harrison- Garrison (close, but no cigar)

Jackson- FIRST TRY BABY. THIS ONE IS A KEEPER.

Fox-  ANOTHER FIRST TRY. I AM THE QUEEN OF MOMS TO BE.

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.

in other news: i turned 19 yesterday!

i am mildly obsessed with tetris.

this is my new record.

in other news:

my college bestie Adam wants to be blogged about. so. here are some cute pictures i took of adam and some statements about him.

(k so i didnt take this picture, but i DID bling it out.)

adam loves korea like me.

adam stole my glasses, my hat and several of my shirts. a hole.

*like that could happen. gravity FTW.

quick statements:

i found this picture while searching for random letter combinations. this came from searching ‘blong’

cough syrup is great for coughs/sleep(but probably not as it is 3:14AM EST and i am still awake. ugh.)

i have been using my ipod more lately.

ate too many cookies today

mad urges to embroider lately. i really wish i hadnt left my supplies at home.

birthday is on Monday. 19 yall.

i am dehydrated.

i am dirty. n33d 2 shower.

laundry is expensive.

I am reading the diary of anne frank for the first time since 3rd grade. I brought it along on our trip to Italy. I remember being sprawled out on the textured bedspread in the room we rented in Florence, red fuzzballs occasionally floating up and landing on the pages.

coincidentally the next book on my nightstand/fridge is the Night trilogy by Eli Wiesel. Following that some book Sasha’s mother told her she had to read before she was intellectually permitted to read Nietzsche. Perhaps a less depressing book is in order.
maybe?

i am taking typography next semester. should i spring for the 75 bucks and get this ampersand shaped cutting board for my teacher for an guaranteed a?

in other news:
i used a new tag today. “Books” strange it hadn’t come up before considering i enjoy reading and up until a few weeks ago my mothers job was to edit book reviews, write book reviews and read books(what i’m getting at is that i had a lot of free books).