DREAM CATCHERS DO NOT WORK
Dream catchers do not work. I had a dream a few nights ago about being outside some shady back of the woods, perhaps creole themed restaurant with my parents. I was sitting on the ground and some gopher/meercat lookin azz animal pops up and comes walking (maybe on its hind legs) towards me. Parents and I are like “aww how cute look at this little animal.” BUT THEN IT CHOMPS IT EFFING TEEF INTO MY KNEE. IT KEEPS CHOMPING AND CHOMPING. And its weird. it doesn’t hit bone or anything and its almost as if my knee is made of like meatloaf or something. Maybe some dense ass meatloaf but I’m just trying to give you an accurate description of the consistency of my knee in my dream. My parents are like LOLing at this and I’m like SCREAMING bloody murder. My goddamn knee looked like that marshmallow salad people bring to potluck dinners but never make for themselves. you know. i guess they usually do it with green jello but this was like flesh and blood colored marshmallow salad. HERE. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE ON MY KNEE BUT SLIGHTLY LESS PINK and more SLATHERED in BLOOD.
eventually my dad gets up and just sort of grabs this bitch animal and pulls his long teeth out of my meatloaf knee like he was freeing Excalibur from the rock or whatever that was all about.
As you may have seen in previous posts or no facebook or something, i have two dream catchers. Aren’t they supposed to keep bad dreams away? Are they cancelling each other out? Does it work like that? Are these dream catchers operating as sin waves?
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