and the word of the day is…
so two dolphins at some seaworld type thing were doing tricks and jumps and stuff. they crashed into eachother in the air and one of the died. how fucking depressing is that? given, the dolphin that died was 30 years old. Now i’m not an expert on the lifespan of the dolphin, but i think 30 is probably a pretty good stretch. (edit: researched, avg. bottlenose dolphin lifespan is approx 30 years.)
the other crash– i was driving home from school and i was stopped behind another car waiting for the turning lane’s light to change and i flew forward. Some d00d hit my car from behind. I am okay, but i’m pretty sure if i didnt have my seatbelt on i might have knocked out some teeth on the steering wheel. Now. Here is the weird thing. The guy who hit me was REALLY good looking. and he was young. and beautiful. ugh. how could i be mad at that? we exchanged informatin and stuff. cool. he probably just crashed into me to get my number.
**UPCOMING PUN**
brings new meaning to the term ‘hitting’ on a girl. ROFLCONE.
smashing!