MadelineAwesome

Hello Internet. My birthday is 3 weeks from today. And my birthday party is 2 weeks from today. I like surprises for my birthday. However, i always manage to botch them. For example, my mother and I were out shopping for a gift for my cousin when i discovered this bag that i could NOT LIVE WITHOUT. so she was like: 'cool. i'll get it for you for you're birthday.' which makes me kind of angry because its more like she's saying

"Hey, check out this awesome bag that you are in love with. Let me buy it for you, and then not let you have it until its actually your birthday at 4:06 pm. That way, you'll anticipate it for weeks and miss several opportunities to use it and then you can have it and it will be no big surprise because you knew it was coming and your birthday will be ruined. okay?"

Whatever. Its cool because i will eventually get this amazing bag. this is it by the way:

subliminal messaging is cool. that is why i printed this on loads of notebook paper.

now, my teachers wont have a choice to like him or not. (and i cant imagine them not liking him. but whatever.)

sadly, i will have towrite on barack's face, but it will be for the betterment of mankind. srsly.